Monday Meeting: April 27th; Part II

Omar: wow, sabir, you sure are asking me a lot of questions
this brings us to

10 QUESTIONS

so if this goes well, Sabir and I will do this on a weekly basis
we each have 5 questions to ask each other
that have to do with geek culture and personal taste
so who should go first?

Sabir: why don't we alternate questions?
I'll start
Which superhero costume do you think would best accentuate your physical features?

Omar: haha at first I read "superhero" and I was going to ask "like if we were a couple"
hmm
Oh, duh
Miss Marvel

Sabir: hahaha

Omar: or Power Girl haha

Sabir: I've got this hilarious image in my head

Omar: who designed Power Girl's outfit

Sabir: I can't stop laughing
I have no idea

Omar: hahaha ah im glad
so my first question is in the same toe

1. It's WonderCon 2010, you are wearing your favorite female comic character costume. What is it?

Sabir: Poison Ivy

Omar: way to ruin that image! thans man
fucker

Sabir: haha sorry
Oh, I completely forgot!

Omar: my entire libido is just...shot now

Sabir: There was a poison ivy at wondercon a few years back
and I got her number

Omar: it was last year
you cheated!
you were her student

Sabir: was that really...wow, you're right

Omar: you sick bastard

Sabir: it was only a year ago
hey man, don't hate the player, hate the game

Omar: what game? what player?
anyhow, your question sir

Sabir: it's rated M for mature
anyway, my next question

2. If you could have a threesome with any fictional character couple, which character couple would it be?

Omar: Scarlet Witch and her robot lover
haha no no
lets see

Sabir: hahahahaha

Omar: Batman and Robin

Sabir: ooooh

Omar: haha my girlfriend answered that when I asked her

Sabir: that's just wrong

Omar: in reality though
OH FUCK
the two Psylockes
both bodies

Sabir: hahahahaha
I love that answer

Omar: English and Asian baby
or Ollie and Black Canary
cause I think they're a kick ass couple
Ollie reminds me of Kevin Smith
and if I ever have a threesome
it's gonna be with someone from the original Clerks

Sabir: if you ever have a threesome again, you mean
clearly you're forgetting san diego

Omar: OH FUCK
yeah
shit
that did happen
jeez
so much duct tape
2. you know that thing that happened to aquaman where his hand got cut off and now he has a water hand? yeah, something similar happened to you and now you can piss any liquid you want in any color. what and why?

Sabir: I'd piss that blue gatorade all over people's faces, because it looks extreme
and it's always been a fantasy of mine

Omar: haha
thats
thats really odd
gatorade?

Sabir: you don't remember those commercials where Michael Jordan is competing with Mia Hamm?
that was epic

Omar: oh yeah!
I remember that

Sabir: oh, wait, I think that might have been a Nike commercial
whateve
and now for your question
If you had the opportunity to have one superhuman power, but it would only be active when you’re in bed, which power would you choose?

Omar: flight
haha worst answer ever

Sabir: hahaha

Omar: haha no no my skin would turn to diamond
but realistically

Sabir: ouch

Omar: human torch's power
here's my reasoning
you could heat up your... okay this would get a bit graphic but you could kill your sperm
so it'd be...uh...preventive...
no that was a horrible answer as well

Sabir: I never thought of that

Omar: that is a great question
damn

Sabir: no wonder Johnny Storm is such a playboy

Omar: oh I would have Wolverine
Wolverine's power
to heal
I figure that'd inhance stamina
and if you get in danger
you just start jerking off
"fuck, I broke my arm. Well... I know what I have now have to do"

Sabir: hahahahaha

Omar: thats my answer

Sabir: I finally understand why wolverine's so popular

Omar: hahaha
telepathy says mia, cause it'd help communicate between the lovers
I still think I'd rub one out if I scraped my knee

Sabir: hahahaha

Omar: 3. let's take night crawler's extra dick and put it on another marvel character. which one and why

Sabir: Rogue.

Omar: oooh
thats...
thats troubling

Sabir: because we all know what Gambit really likes

Omar: hahahahaha im not gonna lie
I had no suspision of that
but now that I think about Archangel's origins
it all makes sense

Sabir: I mean, Gambit can't go two seconds without whipping out that pole

Omar: ah I now see what you're saying

Sabir: also, it would be tragic for Rogue to have it because she can't, well, you know

Omar: oh wow...
this is just a hard situation, all around
haha ah I am so good with puns

Sabir: hahaha
okay, my turn
If you could have any comic artist draw you, who would you
choose?

Omar: Jim Lee, I've always wanted a chest bigger than my tv

Sabir: hahaha
then perhaps you should choose Rob Liefeld

Omar: hahaha
hmm
what artist
you know what
my boy Adrian
he's just so good

Sabir: he really is

Omar: 4. kill, marry, fornicate? miss havisham, clayface, Bilbo Baggins

Sabir: haha Oh God
let's see
kill miss havisham
fornicate Bilbo Baggins
and marry clayface
I can't believe I just said that

Omar: hahahahaha
poor Havisham!
all she wanted was a wedding!

Sabir: I hated that book

Omar: this is revealing
you hate old women
that live in wedding dresses
and play knaves

Sabir: damn right

Omar: haha those are good answers tho
clayface needs some structure in his life
bam! went in for a second play on words

Sabir: hahaha
you're on a roll today

Omar: damn, if we were playing beer pong i'd be heating up
lets see if i can hat trick it like the sharks

Sabir: did they win today?

Omar: Yahoo didnt update my phone
I'm gonna look it up after this
btw, I'm gonna put this in a separate blog post cause this is a post-of-fun on its own

Sabir: okay
and my last question for you
your house burns down and a male fictional character offers for you to crash at his place for a while
which character do you stay with and why?

Omar: Northstar
nuff said

Sabir: hahaha
indeed
Canadians are very hospitable people

Omar: haha no to be completely honest
lets put all the civl war stuff aside
and lets forget who's a skrull and who's... not
Tony Stark
we'd freaking party it UP
who else has a mansion

Sabir: I've heard about Stark's parties

Omar: oh wait is this of all fiction?

Sabir: yes
all fiction

Omar: hmmm
Sherlock Holmes and I would do opium
but he has O.C.D.
Beowulf knows how to have fun

Sabir: all good answers

Omar: I just reviewed all my fictional literature knowledge

Sabir: Holmes would get on my nerves though

Omar: either Gatsby or Tony Stark
who I suspect are the same person!
you know who's house I would never stay at
she's also not a male fictional character
the protagonist from house on mango street
that would be the worst house ever
and there would be no grammar in that house

Sabir: hahahaha
I completely forgot about that book

Omar: ugh
just curious, whats your answer to your question?

Sabir: hmmm
I think I'd stay with Doug Funnie
that's a guy who knows how to stay out of trouble and have fun

Omar: you guys could go hunting for Nematodes

Sabir: and watch the Beets play live

Omar: how about Robin Williams from flubber?
I just want flubber

Sabir: God, no

Omar: I would jump everywhere

Sabir: how annoying would that be

Omar: EVERYWHERE
alright, my last question
5. this is a three part question: its disney's freaky friday and you just woke up in Jonah Hex's body. a- what would you do? b- what would Jonah Hex do in your body? c- what big lesson would you learn to break the spell?

Sabir: well, I'm not that familiar with Jonah Hex, but I'll try my best
a- I'd go from bar to bar sneering at people
b- he'd try to hit on all the ladies with my fabulous looks
c- I'd learn that even ugly people have feelings

Omar: hahahahahaha
great c answer

Sabir: does that work? Sorry, I wish I knew more about Jonah Hex so I could give a more comprehensive answer

Omar: I think that's perfect
well we've bantered enough

Sabir: Yeah

Omar: I think we can let these folk get some rest
thank you so much for reading our blog posts
we really really REALLY appreciate it

Sabir: definitely
and if you can't get enough of us
be sure to check us out at midnightepiphany.blogspot.com
where Omar and I both post frequently

Omar: and debate frequently as well

Sabir: and argue semantics in the comments section constantly
haha yeah

Omar: haha
well have a great week everyone

Sabir: Stay classy

Again, thank you for keeping up with the blog posts and we both hope you enjoy the first issue of The Talented